today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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come cuddle me and touch my butt and tell me I’m cute


"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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after seeing all these boys with crop tops i have decided this should be a trend left only to kid cudi because it seems as though he’s the only one who actually pulled it off sorry twitter/tumblr twinks

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Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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